by vapeblog
16. December 2009 19:14
Haha poor tiger, I love him but this was just so funny I had to post it
Lyrics:
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's the hor-horniest golfer of all
Saying, babe, take your presence
Off of your phone message
In case my wife calls
He's the hor-horniest golfer of all
Well, there's Jaimee, the waitress
Kalika in Vegas
And Rachel, but she says, not true
If I were his missus
And I was real pissed
I would total my Cadillac, too
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
And upholding his fame
Is the name of the game
When a hoochie is near
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
Real soon, Elin will dump him
Then, her lawyers will trump him
Like Furyk did in Chicago
There'll be gossipy stories
Regarding some whore he
Stuck his five-iron in, long, long ago
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
Bottom dollar, I'm bettin'
That Tiger is frettin'
About his career
He's the most unfaithful guy... Yes, the most unfaithful guy...
Oh, the most unfaithful guy... of the year!
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Tags: tiger woods, song, parody, christmas, voice mail, slow jam, remix, most wonderful time year, sports, golf jokes, comedy, humor, funny
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